40 funny Valentine's Day sayings

Some people feel really happy, others just feel annoyed by so much excessive romance - Valentine's Day, as well-known as it is, still divides people's opinions to this day. This even goes so far that some people celebrate an anti-Valentine's Day despite the holiday. No matter what “party” you belong to, a few funny Valentine’s Day sayings are sure to come in handy for everyone. Because you don't necessarily have to be in love to celebrate the day. That's why we've put together a selection of sayings, quotes and rhymes for you in both English and German, with which you can not only thank your loved one, but also all your friendsgreetings on the day of loverscan.

Of course, it's nice if you sweeten your loved one's day in the morning by sending him or her funny Valentine's Day sayings. But what then? The day has tobe celebrated? So…here are a few tips on how to have a great day besides greeting Valentine’s Day. Because the pandemic in particular doesn't make things easy, now that restaurants and cafés are closed.

Happy Valentine’s Day – Spend a lot of time in bed

The classic oneBreakfast in bedis just one of many variants. Enjoying your time in bed doesn't just have to be limited to the morning. But it's a great idea. So first of all, find fun onesSayings for Valentine's Dayout, send them and then set off to surprise your sweetheart with a breakfast - a few rolls from Becker, your favorite sausage and of course Nutella or jam to snack on - that's guaranteed to make you very happy.

If it doesn't work in the morning, just plan a “bed date” at another time of the day: play board games in bed at lunch or in the afternoon, do crossword puzzles together or just cuddle; wine and chocolates (or cheese?) in the evening, Netflix, DVDs, listening to music - such simple things, but with great love they are so much fun and are a great change to calm down in such a stressful everyday life!

Dinner at home

Keyword “evening”: Eating out in a restaurant probably won’t work this year. But you can cook together or for each other at home and try something new. Have you always wanted to make sushi yourself? Or would you like to cook something unusual and exotic? Then, among other things, this would also be the caseAfrican cuisinea great idea. If dinner is a surprise, you can put a message of love on your partner's plate by choosing and printing one of our Valentine's Day sayings.

Funny Valentine's Day sayings about the flowers of love

No matter what surprise you have planned,Flowers are never superfluousand the perfect present for women. You can also pre-order them and have them delivered if you can't deliver them in person. Also don't forget to browse through funny Valentine's Day sayings and add a suitable one to the flower or flower pot. Valentine's Day greetings are simply a must.

If it's a gift, then right!

It should be completely enough to just spend time together on this special day, just the two of you, without being disturbed by other things or people (i.e. – cell phone off!). However, if you still decide to give something as a gift, choose something special. And by that we don't mean expensive luxury goods. Instead it can be certifiedBe natural cosmeticsor any organic products that you might not otherwise treat yourself to. Something personalized is always a great idea and can be accompanied by a personal message - just browse our gallery for funny Valentine's Day sayings.

But of course something homemade is also very nice. A photo album or a bookmark for bookworms,Gifts from the kitchenand even a simple love letter, for which you can use equally funny sayings about Valentine's Day to base the rest of the text on.

Anti Valentine's Day saying

All these dalliances are too much for you and besides, you are anywaycurrently single? Then you can still have fun Valentine's DaySayings to friendsand send relatives to celebrate Anti-Valentine's Day in a humorous way. Here you will also find great quotes and sayings that you can use as funny WhatsApp images or for other apps.

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